If its a public social place...people are allowed to talk on the phone asshole

I hate it when ....

I went to starbucks today and sat upstairs...this is a place where people sit, read,study,talk,have coffee....it is a SOCIAL PLACE. If you want a quite space and noone talking than go to the fucking cages at memorial...do not sit there and huff and puff because guess what I dont care what you have to do...my convo. with my best friend is much more important. So you can sit there look at me, huff and puff, move your things around like your pissed..but in the end it will not get me to hurry up my phone call or stop talking. If anything what you have accomplished asshole...is that I become aware of you being annoyed by me talking on the phone...so i start talking louder and laughing until you get the fuck away from me and STOP LOOKING AT ME!....

haha ok that was my experience.....told my best friend from boston and she was like omg i hate

that shit...her experience in a locker room

OLD LADY : Excuse me i dont feel like listening to your convo.

BFF : Well i dont feel like looking at your saggy tits, but did I complain ?

ahahha thats why we are friends........:)

DRINKS

Jennifers Pierced Pussy Ingredients 1 1/2 shot Irish Cream (Bailey's) 2 shots Schnapps, peach 1-2 splashes Cranberry Juice 1-2 splashes Pineapple Juice 1 slice Pineapple Jen's Kick In The Junk 1/3 oz. Rum, overproof/151 proof 1/3 oz. Sour Raspberry Pucker 1/3 oz. Gold tequila Jennifers Junebug 1 oz. Liqueur, banana 1 oz. Liqueur, melon (Midori) 3/4 oz. Rum, coconut 3/4 oz. Vodka 1 oz. Pineapple Juice 1 oz. Sour Mix 1 wedge Pineapple Johns delight 3/4 oz. Brandy, apricot 1 1/4 oz. Tia Maria 3 oz. Pineapple Juice Johnny - come-lately 1 oz. Grand Marnier 1 oz. Creme de Noyaux(Hiram Walker) 1 1/2 oz. Whiskey, blended 1 oz. Cranberry Juice Johnny Jump Up 1 oz. Jack Daniel's 8 oz. Cider, apple X-Rated Flirtini 1 splash Cointreau 1 oz. Fusion liqueur');" o 1 oz. Vodka (X-Rated) 1 splash Cranberry Juice 1 wedge Lime BUTT NAKED 1 oz. Amaretto 1 oz. Southern Comfort Fill Cranberry Juice 1 piece Cherries/Maraschinos 1 wedge Lime god i love this site....http://www.drinknation.com/ingbrowse/Southern%2520Comfort

JENTINI

• 1/2 glass Vodka, cranberry
• Fill with Cranberry Juice
• 1 splash Orange Juice
• 2 pieces Fruit (Raspberries

This is what I will have friday when i am wearing an ugly sweater :)

drop your pants NOW

Ok..so had 2 solid nights. One was the happy loud drunk jen and the other was the i hate you dont touch me jen. Haha poor BF. My friend was being stared at by this bouncer guy...so weird. At least we got free shots. This guy was creepy. She would talk and he would stare at her and not look away...so creepy. I may have had one to many, but I guess my new thing now is wanting j to drop his pants in public so i can play...haha to funny. Like what is wrong with me...lol I just cant get my hands off him..its amazing! We had a solid dinner date ..tutto was great! drunk basketball ..amazing. We werent even watching it as much as we were like people spying and chatting. haha fun stuff. 2 more exams and i will be happy. SO DROP YOUR PANTS NOW>

Roman candle

Best pizza in Madison ...roman candle...its so cute and they have my favorite beer..woodchuck..can u even call it a beer? hmmmm,.i dont know but it taste like candy ...i love it. great night...note to self 4 wine glasses...gets me hard. God i acted like a huge baby and bitch..but dont even remember it. So sorry baby...i'm glad I am with you.looks like you can handle me in all my crazy moods. hahah did we do anything in the bathroom..i guess so since you said I wanted you to just walk outside with your pants dropped...again i am sorry for my drunken actions.
I cant believe i was in bed drunk off my house at 9 30....jeez. Woke up with a bad headache..not fun. But to great love...YESSSSSS!:) Your the best.....I love when i hear how ridic. I was...well I dont love it...because I hate not having control of myself. I love your parts...they make me happy

naptime

Fuck exams and fuck 5 30 am practices when I would much rather sleep...ugh...I need to destress ASAP ...

JENTINI :)

I am a drink! And of course it is with vodka! This just made my day! I was like what if I made my name a martini! Thank you google for making this a fact! Too bad my Gems exam is not available till tom....

ok so people need to learn to fucking walk. Do not take up the whole side walk..I don't care where you are going, I need space to walk as much as you do. And no i will not stop and wait for y our entourage to pass...get on your fucking side damn it. So shoutout to my boyfriend who is currently in an ugly sweater as I am heading to study...don't worry I will see your ugly sweater and def. have some caring ;) words for you. You are also currently drunk..fuck you grad. students who are done this week. j/k no hard feelings...will see you out tonight baby ...you may be surprised.

Ok..study time..than drinksssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss